A Genius Guide To The Genius Pipe

Well, what is it?

The clue is in the name! Water pipes are being pushed aside as The Genius Pipe is the latest invention in smoking technology. Marketed as the pipe of the future, the material the pipe is made from is a scratch-free and virtually indestructible anodized aluminum. The Genius Pipe needs no cables, no batteries, no extra joints or adapters. It's just a discreet pipe designed to fit in any pocket or purse, and comes in a variety of colors and designs. Genius.

The Genius Pipe has only three basic pieces. Two slides use magnets to stick together; on one slide you have your bowl and the other closes the pathway to create an airway directly to the mouth hole, which is formed when the two are magnetized together. The last piece is a colorful aluminum slide that can slide over the bowl to extinguish the flame. A nifty little gadget, but it’s the power behind it that makes the Genius Pipe such a fascinating tool.

How am I supposed to use it?

The Genius Pipe employs patented technology used in cooling nuclear reactors, in keeping your high-speed fans super quiet, in military supersonic jets, on cycling helmets, and on fuel-efficient cars. This technology is known as “dimple technology.” On the inside of each slide, the Genius Pipe uses 2000 tiny dimples in the aluminum (not unlike the texture of a golf ball) to cool the smoke and capture tar, oil, and resin before it can even reach your lips.

To use the Genius Pipe, just slip the two magnetic slides apart and sprinkle your dry herbs in the mesh net, no need for a pipe screen! Then light the herbs and inhale as you would with any other handpipe, and slide the aluminum cover over the bowl to extinguish the flame. Not only will this contain your herbs, it will keep your pipe smell-free and discreet.

The Genius Pipe is economical as well; their website advertises each Genius Pipe bowl to be around 10 or so hits, and warns that veterans shouldn’t pull too hard or they might accidentally get one of the biggest hits of their life. A fair warning.

Golly, is it hard to keep clean?

The Genius Pipe is not hard to keep clean at all! In fact it is quite possibly the easiest handpipe to keep clean thanks to its two easily separated magnetic pieces. All you have to do is open up you’re Genius Pipe and wipe away the tar and resin! For especially dire situations, the Genius Pipe can be soaked in isopropyl alcohol to help loosen up any difficult resin or buildup.  It’s as easy to clean as it is to use. 

That sounds awesome and also too good to be true.

It’s true, alright. The Genius Pipe has been lauded for its spectacular health benefits, ease of use, and discreet design. If the Genius Pipe is the pipe of the future, then the smoker of the future can expect a lifetime of cool, clean, and healthy hits from practically anywhere. You can get your Genius Pipe online here at Smoke Cartel, and we think that it’s a worthy investment for a hand pipe that will last you many years to come.