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Meet Ronald Hump. He enjoys sun tanning, real estate, and the occasional toke. Thanks to Empire Glassworks, we can enjoy Ronald Hump in all his glory. Pack a bowl in his hump, and trump all your problems away. His look of content happiness will remain so, as long as you pay your rent. Just don't grab him by the tushy. He doesn't like that...
Features:
Borosilicate Glass
Intricate Lampwork
Left-Side Carb Hole
Ronald Hump Design
Dimensions:
Length: 4.5" Width: 1.5" Weight: 140 Grams
Notes:
Individually Handcrafted Art Piece
Limited Quantity and Availability
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