The Smoke Cartel Valentine's Day Gift Guide
It’s that time of year again. Love is in the air, and cupid's arrow is fervently prowling for its next lucky rump.
What better gift for your stoney Valentine than the best smoking and vaporizing gear on the market? Maybe you’ve got a sweetie or maybe you are your own Valentine this year—whichever way your boat floats, the crew at Smoke Cartel has got you covered.
For the Pop Culture Fan
Maybe you’re looking for something for the smoker with a love for all things pop culture—movies, video games, anime? You can’t go wrong with a piece from Empire Glassworks, and our current favorite is their Special Edition Colored Bomber Spoon! In a variety of colors, there’s something for anyone—and we love the swirling colors on the Tan/Brown and Dark Green/Earth colored versions.
For the Rolling Fan
Sometimes a piece isn’t what you’re looking for. Does your Valentine like rolling papers, for instance? Get something as sweet as them with Juicy Jay’s rolling papers, in regular or Super Fine! With flavors like Grape, Pineapple, or Mello Mango, you can find a flavor for even the most discerning of palates.
Or maybe you’d like to make more of a grand gesture? Perhaps you’d like to roll something big enough that you could compare it to your love for your Valentine? Grab a pack of Element Rolling Papers’ 12 inch long papers and roll up! It’s a roll big enough for two—and then some.
A Piece of Your Heart
The small-yet-formidable UPC Simply Guy with a zong-style neck is a fancy gift even if you’re on a tight budget! This one works whether your Valentine is into concentrates than or flowers. You could grab one of our silicone brick containers, fill as many or as few of the spaces as you like, and pair that with a ‘Honey Tip’ nectar collector or a dry taster to sweeten the pot!
For the Tech-Savvy Vape Lover
There’s a huge market for vaporizers these days, and if you’ve got a Valentine that loves to try the next best thing, then our selection of vaporizers in all sorts of brands and styles is a great place to start looking.
If you’ve got the capital and are looking to really impress your Valentine this year, a Volcano vaporizer from Storz and Bickel is always a good choice as the best dry herb desktop vaporizer on the market.
Dry Herbs Galore!
Does your boo like a lot of percolation with their hits, or just a little? The "Waffle Baker" Twin Stereo offers quality crafted percs and a formidably thick base to give fantastic percolation for your sweetie’s flower of choice.
But if nothing but the best percolation will do for your darlin’, The Sesh Supply "Charybdis" is bar-none one of the best water pipes out there for the job. Thick glass supports a triple-level percolation system that will give your partner the sesh of their dreams. Add ice, and there’s nothing better.
For the Concentrator
If your Valentine has eschewed dry herb combustion in favor of smoking concentrates, you’re probably looking for a water pipe that is small, but functional. For those pinching pennies who still want a quality rig, check out the UPC Solid Quartz Shortie. It’s simple, but will provide a good bubble for a healthy hit of concentrate.Need a bit of a push in the right direction? Shoot us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and the crew will help you find the perfect gift for your sweetheart. And whether you’re taken or single, Happy Valentine’s Day from the Smoke Cartel crew!