The "Star Destroyer" Matrix Perc Fab Mega Egg

Many people gaze in wonderment at the stars above and think, "I am just a tiny speck in the grand tapestry of the universe."

But other, more enterprising people, might look at the stars and think, "One day, I will blow them all up and conquer the galaxy."

If you think the second one, you could get a psych eval, or you could begin your world domination with the awesome power of the "Star Destroyer." This bong features a matrix perc funneling into a double-trouble Faberge mega egg perc. 

It's one of the most powerful weapons in the universe. Use it wisely.