The Educated Dabber's Butane Torch Buyer's Guide

“Oh SH**!” There are a myriad of situations which may warrant using this expletive. You may be witnessing a charter plane falling out of the sky straight towards your chicken coop. You may have accidentally sent your Dad a text that says, “Dad’s such a chode.” Or, someone may have just whipped out a butane torch they got at Dick’s Sporting Goods that is designed for camping and recklessly lit it right next to your face to prepare a dab.

We’ve all been there. You may have even been on both sides of the altercation. Many novice dabbers go through life only 1 “whoopsie-doosle” away from burning their house down or melting the flesh off their index finger. At the very least, they give themselves carpal tunnel from trying to work the damn thing.

Why not treat yourself to a torch specifically meant for dabbing? Not only are they safer— they’re easier to use, easier to grip, and evenly heat your dabbing surfaces. 

Here is our list of recommendations for butane torches that will make your friends say, “Hey bro, could you get me a glass of apple juice?” While you resent them for not noticing your really cool butane torch.