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Looking to buy local? Interested in the growing glass industry and its major players?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere you'll find only the finest glass made here in the mighty United State of America. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMany smokers and glass connoisseurs prefer American-made glass, crafted with higher quality materials and an extra attention to detail. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse through our large selection of sturdy and thick American-made glass pipes and other products to support our glassblowing artists working right here at home! \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2016-06-07T16:05:00-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Made in the USA"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"M\u0026M Tech"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"MAV Glass"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"LA Pipes"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Stündenglass"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Higher Standards"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":483015624,"handle":"gifts-under-25","title":"Gifts Under $25","updated_at":"2024-04-28T14:28:41-04:00","body_html":"Little somethings to stuff a stocking or bring a smile any ol' time!","published_at":"2017-09-25T19:05:18-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_price","relation":"less_than","condition":"25.01"},{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"1"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Other"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Quartz Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Ceramic Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Titanium Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Adapter"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Downstem"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Ashcatcher"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Carb Cap"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Drop Down"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Bowl"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Glass Dome"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Reclaimer"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":23465725,"handle":"glass-hand-pipes","title":"Glass Hand Pipes","updated_at":"2024-04-28T12:05:03-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowls for smoking. Smoke Cartel offers a gorgeous variety of glass pipes and hand pipes for your smoking pleasure.\u003c\/strong\u003e From simplistic styles to heady designs, we have a pipe to fit your paw. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand pipes are the classic, old-school smoking device used by your parents and grandparents. Often referred to as smoking a \"bowl\" our borosilicate glass pipes are perfect for tokers of all kinds. Unless you are looking for a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/bubbler\" title=\"Bubbler Hand Pipes\"\u003ebubbler\u003c\/a\u003e, glass hand pipes typically offer you a dry smoke, meaning there is no water-based diffusion of your smoke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile some may prefer a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/bongs-and-water-pipes\" title=\"Bongs \u0026amp; Water Pipes\"\u003ebong\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/dab-rigs-and-oil-rigs\" title=\"Dab Rigs\"\u003edab rig\u003c\/a\u003e instead, hand pipes like \u003ca title=\"link to Spoons Glass Pipes products on Smoke Cartel\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/spoon\"\u003espoons\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca title=\"link to Sherlock Glass Pipes products on Smoke Cartel\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/sherlock\"\u003esherlocks\u003c\/a\u003e offer the convenience of easy travel and portability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo smoke dry herbs, tobacco, or other legal substance out of your hand pipe, you simply need to pack the material into the bowl chamber, ignite it with a flame, and go!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOften times there is a hole on the side known as a \"carb\" which acts as a way to clear your smoke and alter your airflow. 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["datapoint:5.75\"|Length","datapoint:Ceramic|Material","datapoint:Spoon|Style","Fits in Backpack or Bag","Made for Dry Herbs","Perfect for Travel","Spoon","Zooted Alien Design"]
You’ll have your own little smoking buddy from outer space when you own the Zooted Alien Ceramic Spoon Pipe!
This interesting spoon-style handpipe is made of ceramic and sports a zooted alien design. The stoner alien dude is even wearin’ a hat that looks pretty good on him!
Pick up the Zooted Alien so you never have to smoke alone again. This spoon-style pipe measures 5.75 inches long, making it perfectly portable.
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Highlights
5.75"
Length
Ceramic
Material
Spoon
Style
Fits in Backpack or Bag
Perfect for Travel
Spoon
Zooted Alien Design
How It's Made Glass Spoon Pipes
Despite their straightforward nature, making hand pipes requires a large amount of training and experience. Glass artists start with a tube about four inches long and decorate it with a variety of techniques such as fuming, linework, etc. Next the artist starts to create the shape of the pipe by stretching the neck and forming the mouthpiece. The artist then carefully blows into the end of the tube to expand the glass and shape the bowl. They then push the bowl and pop the carb before placing it in the kiln to finish!
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