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Need a gift for a drinker that's rude, vulgar, and offensive? This standard sized shot glass should do the trick! It's imprinted with the text "I Eat P*ssy Like A Fat Kid Eats Cake". Shocking enough for you?
This shot glass would make a not-so-nice addition to any collection. It's made of high-quality glass and the text is not a sticker; it's imprinted on the glass. This shot glass is a great gift for a birthday, bachelor party, or "just because". Imagine the look on your friend's face when they open the package and find their new shot glass with the wildly inappropriate message!
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