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Score a super affordable piece for under $99 at Smoke Cartel, your favorite online headshop for cheap bongs!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have a tremendous selection of finely-crafted and thick glass water pipes and bongs at reasonable prices, plus \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/glass-accessories\" title=\"Bong accessories\"\u003etons of accessories\u003c\/a\u003e for the ultimate\u003cspan\u003e—and cheap!—smoking experience\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe know that everyone's budget is different, and we negotiate long and hard with manufacturers and vendors to provide the lowest pricing we can for shoppers looking for their next glass bong. By producing many of these products ourselves, in-house, or working exclusively with glassblowers, we are able to provide some of the highest quality pieces without breaking the bank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheap doesn't mean bad. 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Dirty Pop makes offensive greeting cards with no shame whatsoever. This one is perfect for friends who love good jokes and aren't easily offended.
Life's too short to give generic cards - get this bold birthday card by Dirty Pop, and it's certain to be remembered. It might even end up on your friend's fridge or wall!
Named "Happy Birthday You Old Fart", this greeting card has a classic and completely unassuming "happy birthday" message on the front. But when they open it up they'll definitely laugh out loud as they reveal a 3D cut-out of an old man dropping his pants and farting on a field of poor sunflowers.
This pop-up card is perfect for friends who're in midlife crisis or your parents - and even grandparents - if they can take a joke! It measures 5 by 7 inches and comes in an envelope with a note card where you can write your own, unforgettable message.
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