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Found a person you want to grow old with? Then let them know, but skip generic romance and make them laugh instead. Because couples who laugh together - stay together.
You'll definitely get a smile from them if you add this NSFW card with your Valentine's or anniversary gift. The front features a back view of an elderly couple holding hands, literally butt naked - with bums, bush and nuts on display. Once you open it, the same couple pops out, but this time you can see how gravity impacted their bodies from all angles.
Romantic and hilarious at the same time, this 3D card is a perfect gift for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or even best friend of opposite sex!
It measures 5" x 7" and comes with a matching envelope and note card.
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