[{"id":243073548469,"handle":"all","title":"All","updated_at":"2024-04-26T05:10:13-04:00","body_html":null,"published_at":"2021-02-01T10:41:01-05:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":null,"disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"title","relation":"not_contains","condition":"Mulberry"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":185241476,"handle":"american-glass-usa-made-products","title":"American Glass \u0026 USA Made Products","updated_at":"2024-04-26T05:10:13-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProud to be made in the USA. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to take your smoking game to the next level? Looking to buy local? Interested in the growing glass industry and its major players?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere you'll find only the finest glass made here in the mighty United State of America. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMany smokers and glass connoisseurs prefer American-made glass, crafted with higher quality materials and an extra attention to detail. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse through our large selection of sturdy and thick American-made glass pipes and other products to support our glassblowing artists working right here at home! \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2016-06-07T16:05:00-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Made in the USA"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"M\u0026M Tech"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"MAV Glass"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"LA Pipes"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Stündenglass"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Higher Standards"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":26401040,"handle":"chillum","title":"Chillums \u0026 One Hitters","updated_at":"2024-04-26T04:37:06-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eChill out with a classic.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso known as “one-hitters” or “bats,”\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e chillums are simple hand pipes that were first used by Hindu monks and holy men in India. It is believed that these monks have used chillums for thousands of years, before tobacco was even introduced in India. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChillums and one-hitters have been associated with spirituality and meditation throughout Asia and Eastern Europe, but the chillum reached western popularity during the 20th century. Chillums grew in popularity for their strong and direct rips, usually more powerful than the average dry handpipe. Now, chillums are considered a trendy and portable hand pipe style and can be found in abundance at any local headshop. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe heavier hit characteristic of a chillum is due to the absence of a carb.\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e As a result, there is less control over the airflow in a chillum. This means the bowl in a chillum will burn as long as the flame can sustain itself. Due to their size, chillums are best lit at a 45 degree angle to prevent dry herb from falling to the floor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Traditionally, clay chillums are smoked using a closed fist and positioned between the middle finger and ring finger. This makes chillums a sweet choice if you’re under the weather and smoking with your friends!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/chillum\"\u003eChillums\u003c\/a\u003e are fairly straight-forward pipes, and thus make great starter pipes for beginners. They are also an easy transition to and from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/vaporizers\"\u003evaporizers\u003c\/a\u003e. Since they don’t include a carb, beginners can just focus on loading, lighting, and inhaling. Although these pipes are basic in design and function, there are a few features buyers will want to consider before choosing the perfect piece for them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat is a chillum (one-hitter)?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChillums are small pipes that were first used by Hindu monks and holy men in India. It is believed that these monks have been using chillums for thousands of years, before tobacco was even introduced in India. Chillums have been associated with spirituality and meditation throughout Asia and Eastern Europe, but the chillum reached western popularity during the 20th century. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChillums grew in popularity for their strong and direct rips, usually more powerful than the average dry handpipe. These days chillums are considered a trendy and portable handpipe style and can be found in stacks at any local headshop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChillums vs. Hand Pipes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso known as “bats” or “one-hitters”, chillums are generally much smaller than other styles of handpipes, including spoons and sherlocks. Chillums also do not use a carburetor, or the small hole on the side of the bowl. The carburetor is meant to be covered with a thumb or finger to direct the airflow from the bowl to the mouth. When the thumb or finger is removed from the carb, the bowl can be cleared and all of the smoke inhaled. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChillums do not have a carb, meaning there is less control over airflow in the pipe. This is usually what makes them “one-hitters”; the bowl will continue to burn for as long as it can sustain itself, since there is no direct way to control the airflow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to their size, chillums are best lit at a 45 degree angle to prevent dry herb from falling to the floor. Some smokers will use something small or round to hold the herb in the bowl, such as a small nut. Traditional clay chillums are smoked using a closed fist or a piece of cloth as a filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChillums at Smoke Cartel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmoke Cartel offers a nice collection of chillums for sale. The \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/products\/shroomy-mushroom-shaped-chillum-pipe-art\" title=\"Mushroom Chillum\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShroomtastic Mushroom Chillum from Glassheads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is one of our functional favorites, and emphasizes the classic feel and portability of the common chillum. The \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/products\/ultra-heavy-color-changing-green-slime-and-black-chillum-with-gold-and-silver-fuming\" title=\"Fumed chillum\"\u003eSlim Slyme Chillameleon changes colors\u003c\/a\u003e with your mood, or maybe just the weather. Chillums designed to resemble common objects include the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/products\/smoke-cartel-danklin-turtle-themed-chillum\" title=\"Turtle chillum\"\u003ecutest little turtle\u003c\/a\u003e and for those of you with a sweet tooth, a deliciously-shaped \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/products\/glassheads-sweet-eclair-chillum\" title=\"Eclair chillum\"\u003eeclairs\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/products\/glassheads-sprinkled-donut-spoon\" title=\"Donut pipe\"\u003edonuts\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you think a chillum is the right kind of pipe for you, you can always look to Smoke Cartel to carry a variety of awesome and high-function chillums. Smoke Cartel is always interested in stocking new and innovative pieces, so keep looking back and you might just find the chillum of your dreams. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize and Design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor on-the-go users, a smaller and more basic design may prove superior in portability and durability. Smaller chillums are more discrete and easily concealed. Some users prefer smaller chillums they can fit in their pocket, while others have plenty of storage space for their glass pipes and don’t mind a larger design. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHeady pieces look stunning, but they are more prone to accidental breakage around larger crowds or when subject to constant transportation. Users planning on keeping their chillums at home may prefer the more intricately designed chillums for the added aesthetic appeal. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFortunately, chillums are fairly inexpensive to replace if an accident does occur. Users of all budget levels are likely to find a chillum they love at a price they can afford.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGlass Thickness\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGlass is a great material for smoking product as it doesn’t interfere with the taste of the smoke and it is relatively easy to clean afterward. It is recommended that users clean their glass pieces after every use, or at least once a week depending on the frequency of sessions. Glass, however, is fragile and prone to cracks, chips, and breakage when dropped. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSome users will need thicker glass than others, but even the thickest glass isn’t damage-proof. For extra cautious pipers, some designs may even include an aluminum casing to prevent the glass from shattering inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLoading End\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEach user will have a different preference for how large they want the loading end. A larger loading end will allow for more product to be loaded at once, which can produce a larger hit. However, since there is no carb on the chillum, users have little control over the airflow. A screen can help with this problem somewhat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Some chillums can only hold enough for one hit, while others can support three to four hits. Stealthy users may prefer \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/products\/wooden-dugout-and-bat-combo\"\u003eone-hitters\u003c\/a\u003e, while users in group settings may wish to have a three or four hitter available that they can share with friends. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMouthpiece\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe size of the mouthpiece and the size of the opening where the user inhales the smoke are two important features pipers should carefully consider before purchasing. Mouthpieces come in all shapes and sizes, so it’s crucial to find one that is comfortable for you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eA small opening will slow down the smoke, but it may take some extra work to pull it through the device. Larger openings will cause the smoke to travel more quickly through the device, but screens inserted into the mouthpiece can help slow down the smoke. Screens can also prevent burned product from falling into the mouthpiece and ruining a user’s experience. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2014-11-02T10:33:00-05:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2016-11-04T17:14:28-04:00","alt":"","width":300,"height":300,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/Chillums_300_REV.jpg?v=1478294068"}},{"id":483015624,"handle":"gifts-under-25","title":"Gifts Under $25","updated_at":"2024-04-26T05:10:05-04:00","body_html":"Little somethings to stuff a stocking or bring a smile any ol' time!","published_at":"2017-09-25T19:05:18-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_price","relation":"less_than","condition":"25.01"},{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"1"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Other"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Quartz Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Ceramic Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Titanium Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Adapter"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Downstem"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Ashcatcher"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Carb Cap"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Drop Down"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Bowl"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Glass Dome"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Reclaimer"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":23465725,"handle":"glass-hand-pipes","title":"Glass Hand Pipes","updated_at":"2024-04-26T04:35:02-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowls for smoking. Smoke Cartel offers a gorgeous variety of glass pipes and hand pipes for your smoking pleasure.\u003c\/strong\u003e From simplistic styles to heady designs, we have a pipe to fit your paw. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand pipes are the classic, old-school smoking device used by your parents and grandparents. Often referred to as smoking a \"bowl\" our borosilicate glass pipes are perfect for tokers of all kinds. Unless you are looking for a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/bubbler\" title=\"Bubbler Hand Pipes\"\u003ebubbler\u003c\/a\u003e, glass hand pipes typically offer you a dry smoke, meaning there is no water-based diffusion of your smoke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile some may prefer a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/bongs-and-water-pipes\" title=\"Bongs \u0026amp; Water Pipes\"\u003ebong\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/dab-rigs-and-oil-rigs\" title=\"Dab Rigs\"\u003edab rig\u003c\/a\u003e instead, hand pipes like \u003ca title=\"link to Spoons Glass Pipes products on Smoke Cartel\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/spoon\"\u003espoons\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca title=\"link to Sherlock Glass Pipes products on Smoke Cartel\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/sherlock\"\u003esherlocks\u003c\/a\u003e offer the convenience of easy travel and portability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo smoke dry herbs, tobacco, or other legal substance out of your hand pipe, you simply need to pack the material into the bowl chamber, ignite it with a flame, and go!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOften times there is a hole on the side known as a \"carb\" which acts as a way to clear your smoke and alter your airflow. Go ask your grandpa, he'll show you.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2014-05-08T10:24:00-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Sherlock"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Steamroller"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Bubbler"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Dry Pipe"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2016-11-04T17:14:51-04:00","alt":"weed pipes","width":300,"height":300,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/Handpipes_300_REV3.jpg?v=1681516039"}},{"id":3024945160,"handle":"glassguard-eligible","title":"GlassGuard Eligible","updated_at":"2024-04-26T04:46:50-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe are pleased to be able to offer our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/pages\/glassguard-warranty-program\" title=\"GlassGuard Warranty\"\u003eglassguard guarantee\u003c\/a\u003e on a large selection of our fragile glass pieces. From glass bongs \u0026amp; water pipes, dab rigs, and hand pipes - get peace of mind by adding our warranty on these eligible items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor just a small fee, we'll insure the value of your order against future breakage after delivery. So if you're clumsy, or find yourself worried breaking your glass - we've got you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-01-29T18:04:31-05:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Smoke Cartel"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Empire Glassworks"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Sesh Supply"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"UPC"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Glassheads"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"BoroTech Glass"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"The China Glass"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Chubz Glass"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Grav Labs"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Grav Labs STAX"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2018-04-09T15:41:10-04:00","alt":"","width":1080,"height":1080,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/SC-GLASSGUARD-COLLECTION.jpg?v=1523302870"}},{"id":59707012,"handle":"newest-hand-pipes-fresh-out-the-kiln","title":"Newest Hand Pipes - Fresh out the Kiln","updated_at":"2024-04-26T04:35:02-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTime to update your sesh style? \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt Smoke Cartel, we scour the U.S. and abroad for the latest and greatest spoons, chillums, one hitters, hand pipes, sherlocks, and any other smoking apparatus that fits in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet your gorgeous glass pipes here\u003cspan\u003e—we've got fumed glass, heady pieces and more!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2015-06-26T18:48:00-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Bubbler"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Steamroller"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Sherlock"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":23739577,"handle":"newest-items","title":"Newest Items","updated_at":"2024-04-26T05:10:13-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eGet it while it's hot. Literally. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Newest Items collection features a variety of brand new glassware, fresh out of the kiln. In this collection you’ll find the latest and greatest additions to the glass industry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep checking this collection for the next big artists and designs as they arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2014-05-15T21:17:00-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_weight","relation":"greater_than","condition":"-1"},{"column":"variant_price","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0.10"},{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Extend Service Contract"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Insurance"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2016-10-25T13:55:59-04:00","alt":"","width":400,"height":400,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/ICON-NEWESTITEMS.png?v=1477418159"}},{"id":25140885,"handle":"smoke-cartel","title":"Smoke Cartel","updated_at":"2024-04-26T04:35:28-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the fam, friend.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSmoke Cartel online headshop offers \u003cspan\u003ean immersive, inclusive and meaningful experience for all types of consumers while leading the way in innovation. We sell\u003c\/span\u003e high-quality, thick glass water pipes and bongs and vaporizers at affordable prices. We ship anywhere!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe carry scientific glass, heady pieces, vapes, dab accessories and more to stand the test of time. We also carry apparel, novelty items, quartz nails and bangers, mood mats and other essentials for smokers of all ages and experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're shopping for a new piece or looking to show off your pride, everyone is part of the family at Smoke Cartel. You can only go up from here! \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2014-07-27T20:48:00-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Smoke Cartel"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2018-06-07T20:17:03-04:00","alt":"","width":600,"height":636,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/smokecartel-online-headshop-logo-black_1.png?v=1528417023"}},{"id":357089050805,"handle":"smoke-cartel-1","title":"Smoke Cartel","updated_at":"2024-04-26T02:20:05-04:00","body_html":"","published_at":"2024-04-25T10:08:25-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Smoke Cartel"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Valiant"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Valiant Distribution"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":23776617,"handle":"staff-picks","title":"Staff Picks","updated_at":"2024-04-26T05:10:13-04:00","body_html":"Not sure where to start? No worries, our staff picks have you covered. Carefully curated top picks from our staff await, backed by tons of verified user reviews. Your next favorite piece awaits!","published_at":"2014-05-17T20:52:00-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Rolling Paper"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Bowl"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Adapter"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Accessory"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Other"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Storage"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Dish"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Glass Dome"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Dabber"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Quartz Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Swag"},{"column":"variant_price","relation":"greater_than","condition":"6"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Downstem"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Apparel"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Part"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Protection Plan"},{"column":"title","relation":"not_contains","condition":"route"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2016-10-25T13:54:57-04:00","alt":"","width":400,"height":400,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/ICON-MOSTPOPULAR.png?v=1477418097"}},{"id":156168093779,"handle":"themed-pipes-and-bongs","title":"Themed Pipes, Bongs, and More","updated_at":"2024-04-24T12:05:05-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eYou're born. You go to school. You go to work. You get old. You go to dialysis. You suffer. Then it's all over. The end. Arrivederci. If you're lucky, maybe you get married. Maybe you have kids. Maybe even a few friends. But no matter what actors you choose for your performance, it is the same script. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere's some good news. One day, you will die. Nothing that happened will matter. You won't remember any of it-- you'll be dirt. Dirt doesn't remember anything. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo sieze the day. Call out sick. Steal a stop sign. Smoke some pot. Buy a hand pipe that's shaped like a hot dog. Live. Love. Laugh. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause we live in an empty, cold, inhospitable universe. Yet we are lucky enough to be huddled together for warmth around this hearty campfire we call home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy it! We need to do whatever we can. Any spark of joy we can find, we must grasp and hold it close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur collection of Themed Pipes, Bongs, and More, will help you do just that. A bong shaped like a unicorn. A hand pipe shaped like a human vulva. An ice cream cone. Pickle Rick. Anything you can imagine!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to heaven. We'll take your coat. \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-02-25T09:38:49-05:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Themed"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2020-02-25T09:44:41-05:00","alt":null,"width":1364,"height":1364,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/themed-collection.jpg?v=1582641882"}},{"id":70323908,"handle":"wholesale-chillums-and-one-hitters","title":"Wholesale Chillums and One Hitters","updated_at":"2024-04-26T04:42:20-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eThese chillums and one hitters are a crowd favorite because of their small size, portability, connivence, and price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/chillum\" title=\"Chillums and One Hitters\"\u003eNot a wholesale customer? Shop chillums on our retail site.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-08-20T09:58:40-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"One Hitter Chillum"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":161485684819,"handle":"wholesale-glass-pipes","title":"Wholesale Glass Pipes","updated_at":"2024-04-26T05:10:13-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eThe world of glass extends far beyond simply smoking dry herb. It is a world of artistic expression, astonishing feats of craftsmanship, and aesthetic beauty. As artisanal glass blowers master their craft, they discover new innovations in engineering and create breathtaking works of art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour selection of glass is much like an art gallery. As we're instinctually hardwired to appreciate aesthetics, the entrancing effect of browsing a well-stocked collection of glass pieces is powerful for anyone-- especially potential customers. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePretty much anything and everything on every end of every spectrum has been explored in the glass space. Our collection can help you welcome your customers into this wonderland and show them that, no matter who they are or what they need, you'll have something for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/glass-hand-pipes\" title=\"Glass Hand Pipes\"\u003eNot a wholesale customer? Shop glass pipes on our retail site here.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-08-20T10:08:37-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"contains","condition":"Pipe"},{"column":"type","relation":"contains","condition":"Rig"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Steamroller"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Bubbler"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":161485357139,"handle":"wholesale-smoking-hand-pipes","title":"Wholesale Smoking Hand Pipes","updated_at":"2024-04-26T04:54:37-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eHand pipes have become so ubiquitous that you can pretty much expect to find one in nearly any corner store or gas station. That being said, it is crucial that your selection of hand pipes be enticing and priced competitively, as consumers could have another option literally across the street from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGiven that they are the most popular way to smoke and the umbrella of what is considered a hand pipe is so massive, having your finger on the pulse of the latest and greatest hand pipe innovations is a crucial advantage. Our curated collection of hand pipes ebbs and flows with current market trends to ensure you won't miss a beat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/glass-hand-pipes\" title=\"Hand Pipes - Spoons, Bubblers, Steamrollers and More\"\u003eNot a wholesale customer? 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["Borosilicate Glass Mouthpiece","Borosilicate Glass Vapor Path","Carry it anywhere!","Chillum","Color may vary from photo","datapoint:2\"|Size","datapoint:Silicone|Material","Highest Quality Materials","Made for Dry Herbs","Portable","Themed"]
This silicone donut one-hitter keychain is a fun and portable way to get a quick hit whenever and wherever. It's a discreet addition to your keychain that lets you know you have a covert way to smoke at a moment's notice. Measuring only 2 inches in diameter and hiding its true purpose in an unassuming exterior, this adorable one-hitter won’t raise any suspicions while you’re smoking on the go.
The removable bowl allows quick and stealthy hits wherever you are and the colorful pattern will add a splash of color to your every bag.
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Donut keychain "This is a perfect gift and it's so damn cute I want to buy one for myself "
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