[{"id":243073548469,"handle":"all","title":"All","updated_at":"2024-04-27T22:55:08-04:00","body_html":null,"published_at":"2021-02-01T10:41:01-05:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":null,"disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"title","relation":"not_contains","condition":"Mulberry"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":185241476,"handle":"american-glass-usa-made-products","title":"American Glass \u0026 USA Made Products","updated_at":"2024-04-27T23:07:54-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProud to be made in the USA. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to take your smoking game to the next level? Looking to buy local? Interested in the growing glass industry and its major players?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere you'll find only the finest glass made here in the mighty United State of America. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMany smokers and glass connoisseurs prefer American-made glass, crafted with higher quality materials and an extra attention to detail. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse through our large selection of sturdy and thick American-made glass pipes and other products to support our glassblowing artists working right here at home! \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2016-06-07T16:05:00-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Made in the USA"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"M\u0026M Tech"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"MAV Glass"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"LA Pipes"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Stündenglass"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Higher Standards"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":24074561,"handle":"cheap-bongs","title":"Cheap Glass Bongs for Sale","updated_at":"2024-04-27T23:07:51-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou say you want a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs-and-water-pipes\" title=\"Bongs\"\u003enew bong\u003c\/a\u003e but you're on budget? Score a super affordable piece for under $99 at Smoke Cartel, your favorite online headshop for cheap bongs!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have a tremendous selection of finely-crafted and thick glass water pipes and bongs at reasonable prices, plus \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/glass-accessories\" title=\"Bong accessories\"\u003etons of accessories\u003c\/a\u003e for the ultimate\u003cspan\u003e—and cheap!—smoking experience\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe know that everyone's budget is different, and we negotiate long and hard with manufacturers and vendors to provide the lowest pricing we can for shoppers looking for their next glass bong. By producing many of these products ourselves, in-house, or working exclusively with glassblowers, we are able to provide some of the highest quality pieces without breaking the bank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheap doesn't mean bad. In fact, our quality standards are high - and we won't compromise on that quality just because our prices are unbelievably cheap. If you're ever not satisfied, remember we do also offer instant returns.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2019-08-03T15:43:11-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_price","relation":"less_than","condition":"100"},{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Gift Card"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Other"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Accessory"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Rolling Paper"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Titanium Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Adapter"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Ashcatcher"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Bowl"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Vaporizer"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Carb Cap"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Ceramic Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Stash Jar"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Dabber"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Spoon"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Sherlock"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Vaporizer Accessory"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Addon"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Apparel"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Glass Dome"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Drop Down"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Reclaimer"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Quartz Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Grinder"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Dish"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Torch"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Pet"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Food \u0026 Edibles"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Swag"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Silicone Mat"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Silicone Container"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Carb Cap"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Ceramic Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Oil Accessories"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Health Cleanse"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Storage"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Cleaning"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Steamroller"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Rolling Tips"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Electronic Nail"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2018-07-11T14:10:14-04:00","alt":"cheap bongs","width":3456,"height":5184,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/IMG_0048.JPG?v=1680724464"}},{"id":156007235667,"handle":"dry-pipes","title":"Dry Pipes","updated_at":"2024-04-27T22:51:57-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe've all seen a pipe. If you haven't, go ahead and search it on Google Images. We'll wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome back! Pretty neat, huh? The term \"dry pipe\" is a fairly large umbrella term meaning any pipe that does not use water filtration (bongs, bubblers, etc.) Dry pipes are usually more convenient, and many often utilize longer stems or intricate air pathway designs to compensate for the lack of filtration. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause dry hand pipes are fairly simple engineering (herb goes in bowl, smoke goes in mouth), this invites a lot of opportunity for experimentation with their design. Think about all the times you've made a pipe out of an apple (or a carrot, or a soda can, you get the idea). You can put a pipe in almost anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...and we have! Coffee mugs, cereal bowls, car key fabs, and many more wacky objects with built-in pipes can be found in this collection. Some are made for stealth, some are made for convenience, and some are just cool as fuck! Open your mind, and we're sure you'll find something to enjoy. \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-02-05T12:16:36-05:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Dry Pipe"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Dry Pipe"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":483015624,"handle":"gifts-under-25","title":"Gifts Under $25","updated_at":"2024-04-27T23:07:51-04:00","body_html":"Little somethings to stuff a stocking or bring a smile any ol' time!","published_at":"2017-09-25T19:05:18-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_price","relation":"less_than","condition":"25.01"},{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"1"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Other"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Quartz Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Ceramic Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Titanium Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Adapter"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Downstem"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Ashcatcher"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Carb Cap"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Drop Down"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Bowl"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Glass Dome"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Reclaimer"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":23465725,"handle":"glass-hand-pipes","title":"Glass Hand Pipes","updated_at":"2024-04-27T22:32:34-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowls for smoking. Smoke Cartel offers a gorgeous variety of glass pipes and hand pipes for your smoking pleasure.\u003c\/strong\u003e From simplistic styles to heady designs, we have a pipe to fit your paw. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand pipes are the classic, old-school smoking device used by your parents and grandparents. Often referred to as smoking a \"bowl\" our borosilicate glass pipes are perfect for tokers of all kinds. Unless you are looking for a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/bubbler\" title=\"Bubbler Hand Pipes\"\u003ebubbler\u003c\/a\u003e, glass hand pipes typically offer you a dry smoke, meaning there is no water-based diffusion of your smoke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile some may prefer a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/bongs-and-water-pipes\" title=\"Bongs \u0026amp; Water Pipes\"\u003ebong\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/dab-rigs-and-oil-rigs\" title=\"Dab Rigs\"\u003edab rig\u003c\/a\u003e instead, hand pipes like \u003ca title=\"link to Spoons Glass Pipes products on Smoke Cartel\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/spoon\"\u003espoons\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca title=\"link to Sherlock Glass Pipes products on Smoke Cartel\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/sherlock\"\u003esherlocks\u003c\/a\u003e offer the convenience of easy travel and portability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo smoke dry herbs, tobacco, or other legal substance out of your hand pipe, you simply need to pack the material into the bowl chamber, ignite it with a flame, and go!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOften times there is a hole on the side known as a \"carb\" which acts as a way to clear your smoke and alter your airflow. Go ask your grandpa, he'll show you.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2014-05-08T10:24:00-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Sherlock"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Steamroller"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Bubbler"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Dry Pipe"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2016-11-04T17:14:51-04:00","alt":"weed pipes","width":300,"height":300,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/Handpipes_300_REV3.jpg?v=1681516039"}},{"id":23739577,"handle":"newest-items","title":"Newest Items","updated_at":"2024-04-27T23:07:54-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eGet it while it's hot. Literally. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Newest Items collection features a variety of brand new glassware, fresh out of the kiln. In this collection you’ll find the latest and greatest additions to the glass industry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep checking this collection for the next big artists and designs as they arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2014-05-15T21:17:00-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_weight","relation":"greater_than","condition":"-1"},{"column":"variant_price","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0.10"},{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Extend Service Contract"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Insurance"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2016-10-25T13:55:59-04:00","alt":"","width":400,"height":400,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/ICON-NEWESTITEMS.png?v=1477418159"}},{"id":156721152083,"handle":"roast-toast","title":"Roast \u0026 Toast","updated_at":"2024-04-27T20:25:13-04:00","body_html":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRoast \u0026amp; Toast brings you handy dandy drinking mugs that pull double duty as a pipe for your dry herb. These double layer ceramic mugs are smooth and sturdy! \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-04-06T11:46:33-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Roast \u0026 Toast"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2020-04-06T13:12:23-04:00","alt":null,"width":253,"height":187,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/Screen_Shot_2020-04-06_at_1.00.36_PM.png?v=1586193143"}},{"id":23776617,"handle":"staff-picks","title":"Staff Picks","updated_at":"2024-04-27T23:07:54-04:00","body_html":"Not sure where to start? No worries, our staff picks have you covered. Carefully curated top picks from our staff await, backed by tons of verified user reviews. Your next favorite piece awaits!","published_at":"2014-05-17T20:52:00-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Rolling Paper"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Bowl"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Adapter"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Accessory"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Other"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Storage"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Dish"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Glass Dome"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Dabber"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Quartz Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Swag"},{"column":"variant_price","relation":"greater_than","condition":"6"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Downstem"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Apparel"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Part"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Protection Plan"},{"column":"title","relation":"not_contains","condition":"route"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2016-10-25T13:54:57-04:00","alt":"","width":400,"height":400,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/ICON-MOSTPOPULAR.png?v=1477418097"}},{"id":31081920,"handle":"staff-picks-water-pipes-vapor-rigs","title":"Staff Picks - Bongs and Dab Rigs","updated_at":"2024-04-27T22:55:06-04:00","body_html":"Trust the popular opinion on your next water bong or dab rig by choosing from our selection of hand-picked glass water pipes. These bad-boys have been throughly test by our fans \u0026amp; our staff, and have gotten the approval. You won't go wrong by choosing from this exclusive list of our best sellers.","published_at":"2015-03-21T17:56:00-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"contains","condition":"pipe"},{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"20"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":161485684819,"handle":"wholesale-glass-pipes","title":"Wholesale Glass Pipes","updated_at":"2024-04-27T22:55:13-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eThe world of glass extends far beyond simply smoking dry herb. It is a world of artistic expression, astonishing feats of craftsmanship, and aesthetic beauty. As artisanal glass blowers master their craft, they discover new innovations in engineering and create breathtaking works of art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour selection of glass is much like an art gallery. As we're instinctually hardwired to appreciate aesthetics, the entrancing effect of browsing a well-stocked collection of glass pieces is powerful for anyone-- especially potential customers. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePretty much anything and everything on every end of every spectrum has been explored in the glass space. Our collection can help you welcome your customers into this wonderland and show them that, no matter who they are or what they need, you'll have something for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/glass-hand-pipes\" title=\"Glass Hand Pipes\"\u003eNot a wholesale customer? Shop glass pipes on our retail site here.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-08-20T10:08:37-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"contains","condition":"Pipe"},{"column":"type","relation":"contains","condition":"Rig"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Steamroller"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Bubbler"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":161485357139,"handle":"wholesale-smoking-hand-pipes","title":"Wholesale Smoking Hand Pipes","updated_at":"2024-04-27T22:53:41-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eHand pipes have become so ubiquitous that you can pretty much expect to find one in nearly any corner store or gas station. That being said, it is crucial that your selection of hand pipes be enticing and priced competitively, as consumers could have another option literally across the street from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGiven that they are the most popular way to smoke and the umbrella of what is considered a hand pipe is so massive, having your finger on the pulse of the latest and greatest hand pipe innovations is a crucial advantage. Our curated collection of hand pipes ebbs and flows with current market trends to ensure you won't miss a beat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/glass-hand-pipes\" title=\"Hand Pipes - Spoons, Bubblers, Steamrollers and More\"\u003eNot a wholesale customer? 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["11 Ounce Mug Capacity","Carb Hole","Comes Packaged in Color Gift Box","datapoint:4\"H x 5 1\/4\"W x 4 1\/2\"D|Size","datapoint:Ceramic|Material","Dry Pipe","Made for Dry Herbs","Makes a Great Gift","Perfect for Morning Wake and Bakes!","Take a Hit Karen Design","Yelling Middle Age Karen with a Bob Haircut"]
If you’ve ever had a run-in with a “Karen”, you probably thought she needed to chill! Now you can pay homage to all those Karens out there who demand to speak to the manager with this fun mug pipe by Roast & Toast.
With the red mug pipe’s epic “Take a Hit Karen” message in white, you’ll always be ready to face any Karen out there and give her a piece of your mind! Just don’t be too nice because you’ll want to keep your coffee and favorite ground flower all to yourself!
This ceramic mug pipe features a coffee cup that holds 11 ounces of your favorite beverage. Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your dry herbs and light up. Then simply take your rips from the mouthpiece on top of the hollow handle. There’s a carb hole built into the bowl for complete airflow control.
The Take a Hit Karen Mug Pipe measures 4" tall x 5 1/4" wide x 4 1/2"deep and comes packaged in a color gift box.
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