[{"id":243073548469,"handle":"all","title":"All","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:25:05-04:00","body_html":null,"published_at":"2021-02-01T10:41:01-05:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":null,"disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"title","relation":"not_contains","condition":"Mulberry"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":185241476,"handle":"american-glass-usa-made-products","title":"American Glass \u0026 USA Made Products","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:25:05-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProud to be made in the USA. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to take your smoking game to the next level? Looking to buy local? Interested in the growing glass industry and its major players?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere you'll find only the finest glass made here in the mighty United State of America. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMany smokers and glass connoisseurs prefer American-made glass, crafted with higher quality materials and an extra attention to detail. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse through our large selection of sturdy and thick American-made glass pipes and other products to support our glassblowing artists working right here at home! \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2016-06-07T16:05:00-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Made in the USA"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"M\u0026M Tech"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"MAV Glass"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"LA Pipes"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Stündenglass"},{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"Higher Standards"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":156007235667,"handle":"dry-pipes","title":"Dry Pipes","updated_at":"2024-05-07T23:30:11-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe've all seen a pipe. If you haven't, go ahead and search it on Google Images. We'll wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome back! Pretty neat, huh? The term \"dry pipe\" is a fairly large umbrella term meaning any pipe that does not use water filtration (bongs, bubblers, etc.) Dry pipes are usually more convenient, and many often utilize longer stems or intricate air pathway designs to compensate for the lack of filtration. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause dry hand pipes are fairly simple engineering (herb goes in bowl, smoke goes in mouth), this invites a lot of opportunity for experimentation with their design. Think about all the times you've made a pipe out of an apple (or a carrot, or a soda can, you get the idea). You can put a pipe in almost anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...and we have! Coffee mugs, cereal bowls, car key fabs, and many more wacky objects with built-in pipes can be found in this collection. Some are made for stealth, some are made for convenience, and some are just cool as fuck! Open your mind, and we're sure you'll find something to enjoy. \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-02-05T12:16:36-05:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Dry Pipe"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Dry Pipe"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":57777324100,"handle":"gifts-under-100","title":"Gifts Under $100","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:25:05-04:00","body_html":"A collections of gifts for you or your best bud all under $100","published_at":"2018-04-12T10:30:05-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_price","relation":"less_than","condition":"100.01"},{"column":"variant_price","relation":"greater_than","condition":"50.00"},{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"1"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Other"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Quartz Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Ceramic Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Titanium Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Adapter"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Downstem"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Ashcatcher"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":23465725,"handle":"glass-hand-pipes","title":"Glass Hand Pipes","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:10:02-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowls for smoking. Smoke Cartel offers a gorgeous variety of glass pipes and hand pipes for your smoking pleasure.\u003c\/strong\u003e From simplistic styles to heady designs, we have a pipe to fit your paw. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand pipes are the classic, old-school smoking device used by your parents and grandparents. Often referred to as smoking a \"bowl\" our borosilicate glass pipes are perfect for tokers of all kinds. Unless you are looking for a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/bubbler\" title=\"Bubbler Hand Pipes\"\u003ebubbler\u003c\/a\u003e, glass hand pipes typically offer you a dry smoke, meaning there is no water-based diffusion of your smoke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile some may prefer a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/bongs-and-water-pipes\" title=\"Bongs \u0026amp; Water Pipes\"\u003ebong\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/dab-rigs-and-oil-rigs\" title=\"Dab Rigs\"\u003edab rig\u003c\/a\u003e instead, hand pipes like \u003ca title=\"link to Spoons Glass Pipes products on Smoke Cartel\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/spoon\"\u003espoons\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca title=\"link to Sherlock Glass Pipes products on Smoke Cartel\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/sherlock\"\u003esherlocks\u003c\/a\u003e offer the convenience of easy travel and portability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo smoke dry herbs, tobacco, or other legal substance out of your hand pipe, you simply need to pack the material into the bowl chamber, ignite it with a flame, and go!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOften times there is a hole on the side known as a \"carb\" which acts as a way to clear your smoke and alter your airflow. Go ask your grandpa, he'll show you.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2014-05-08T10:24:00-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Sherlock"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Steamroller"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Bubbler"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Dry Pipe"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2016-11-04T17:14:51-04:00","alt":"weed pipes","width":300,"height":300,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/Handpipes_300_REV3.jpg?v=1681516039"}},{"id":159570788435,"handle":"la-pipes","title":"LA Pipes","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:25:05-04:00","body_html":"Formerly UPC, LA Pipes are the go-to company for high quality USA-made scientific glass. Their line of basics satisfy for both beginners and glass connoisseurs alike. Thick tubing, ergonomic designs, and affordable pricing make them one of our top sellers on Smoke Cartel.","published_at":"2020-05-21T09:53:08-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"LA Pipes"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2020-07-15T12:22:08-04:00","alt":null,"width":250,"height":250,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/cropped-LA-Pipes-New-Site-Icon-Black-1.png?v=1594830128"}},{"id":351946899637,"handle":"la-pipes-1","title":"LA Pipes","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:25:05-04:00","body_html":"","published_at":"2024-01-17T11:44:56-05:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"vendor","relation":"equals","condition":"LA Pipes"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":59707012,"handle":"newest-hand-pipes-fresh-out-the-kiln","title":"Newest Hand Pipes - Fresh out the Kiln","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:10:02-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTime to update your sesh style? \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt Smoke Cartel, we scour the U.S. and abroad for the latest and greatest spoons, chillums, one hitters, hand pipes, sherlocks, and any other smoking apparatus that fits in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet your gorgeous glass pipes here\u003cspan\u003e—we've got fumed glass, heady pieces and more!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2015-06-26T18:48:00-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Bubbler"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Steamroller"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Sherlock"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":23739577,"handle":"newest-items","title":"Newest Items","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:25:05-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eGet it while it's hot. Literally. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Newest Items collection features a variety of brand new glassware, fresh out of the kiln. In this collection you’ll find the latest and greatest additions to the glass industry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep checking this collection for the next big artists and designs as they arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2014-05-15T21:17:00-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_weight","relation":"greater_than","condition":"-1"},{"column":"variant_price","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0.10"},{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Extend Service Contract"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Insurance"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2016-10-25T13:55:59-04:00","alt":"","width":400,"height":400,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/ICON-NEWESTITEMS.png?v=1477418159"}},{"id":26400992,"handle":"spoon","title":"Spoons","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:10:02-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNot for soup. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso known as hand pipes or dry pipes, spoons are the quintessential smoker's tool. Pocket-sized and easy to use, spoon pipes also come in an infinite array of designs and colors. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSpoons, which are not for eating or stirring unless you want to make a real mess, feature three main parts:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAt one end, they feature an indented chamber with a hole called the bowl. This chamber is where smokers will pack and light their favorite herbs. Spoons typically feature carburetors (also known as the carb) at the same end as the bowl. Carbs function to let air into the pipe so that smoke can be easily cleared. The neck and mouthpiece sit at the other end of the spoon to direct smoke to the user’s mouth. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIn terms of artistry, there are less variables in constructing a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/spoon\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003espoon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e than a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/bongs-and-water-pipes\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ewater pipe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, but they remain a wonderful way to show off your favorite artist’s work on-the-go without lugging around an expensive functional tube. Despite their straightforward nature, making a hand pipe still requires a large amount of training and experience. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFrom one hitters to elaborate bubblers, Smoke Cartel has the spoon for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2014-11-02T09:33:00-05:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2016-10-15T10:35:03-04:00","alt":"","width":300,"height":300,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/spoon-glass-handpipe.jpg?v=1476542103"}},{"id":23776617,"handle":"staff-picks","title":"Staff Picks","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:25:05-04:00","body_html":"Not sure where to start? No worries, our staff picks have you covered. Carefully curated top picks from our staff await, backed by tons of verified user reviews. Your next favorite piece awaits!","published_at":"2014-05-17T20:52:00-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_inventory","relation":"greater_than","condition":"0"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Rolling Paper"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Bowl"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Adapter"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Accessory"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Other"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Storage"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Dish"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Glass Dome"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Dabber"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Quartz Nail"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Swag"},{"column":"variant_price","relation":"greater_than","condition":"6"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Downstem"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Apparel"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Part"},{"column":"type","relation":"not_equals","condition":"Protection Plan"},{"column":"title","relation":"not_contains","condition":"route"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2016-10-25T13:54:57-04:00","alt":"","width":400,"height":400,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/ICON-MOSTPOPULAR.png?v=1477418097"}},{"id":156168093779,"handle":"themed-pipes-and-bongs","title":"Themed Pipes, Bongs, and More","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:00:05-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eYou're born. You go to school. You go to work. You get old. You go to dialysis. You suffer. Then it's all over. The end. Arrivederci. If you're lucky, maybe you get married. Maybe you have kids. Maybe even a few friends. But no matter what actors you choose for your performance, it is the same script. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere's some good news. One day, you will die. Nothing that happened will matter. You won't remember any of it-- you'll be dirt. Dirt doesn't remember anything. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo sieze the day. Call out sick. Steal a stop sign. Smoke some pot. Buy a hand pipe that's shaped like a hot dog. Live. Love. Laugh. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause we live in an empty, cold, inhospitable universe. Yet we are lucky enough to be huddled together for warmth around this hearty campfire we call home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy it! We need to do whatever we can. Any spark of joy we can find, we must grasp and hold it close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur collection of Themed Pipes, Bongs, and More, will help you do just that. A bong shaped like a unicorn. A hand pipe shaped like a human vulva. An ice cream cone. Pickle Rick. Anything you can imagine!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to heaven. We'll take your coat. \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-02-25T09:38:49-05:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Themed"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2020-02-25T09:44:41-05:00","alt":null,"width":1364,"height":1364,"src":"\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/themed-collection.jpg?v=1582641882"}},{"id":161485684819,"handle":"wholesale-glass-pipes","title":"Wholesale Glass Pipes","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:25:05-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eThe world of glass extends far beyond simply smoking dry herb. It is a world of artistic expression, astonishing feats of craftsmanship, and aesthetic beauty. As artisanal glass blowers master their craft, they discover new innovations in engineering and create breathtaking works of art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour selection of glass is much like an art gallery. As we're instinctually hardwired to appreciate aesthetics, the entrancing effect of browsing a well-stocked collection of glass pieces is powerful for anyone-- especially potential customers. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePretty much anything and everything on every end of every spectrum has been explored in the glass space. Our collection can help you welcome your customers into this wonderland and show them that, no matter who they are or what they need, you'll have something for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/glass-hand-pipes\" title=\"Glass Hand Pipes\"\u003eNot a wholesale customer? Shop glass pipes on our retail site here.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-08-20T10:08:37-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"contains","condition":"Pipe"},{"column":"type","relation":"contains","condition":"Rig"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Steamroller"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Bubbler"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":161485357139,"handle":"wholesale-smoking-hand-pipes","title":"Wholesale Smoking Hand Pipes","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:10:02-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eHand pipes have become so ubiquitous that you can pretty much expect to find one in nearly any corner store or gas station. That being said, it is crucial that your selection of hand pipes be enticing and priced competitively, as consumers could have another option literally across the street from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGiven that they are the most popular way to smoke and the umbrella of what is considered a hand pipe is so massive, having your finger on the pulse of the latest and greatest hand pipe innovations is a crucial advantage. Our curated collection of hand pipes ebbs and flows with current market trends to ensure you won't miss a beat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smokecartel.com\/collections\/glass-hand-pipes\" title=\"Hand Pipes - Spoons, Bubblers, Steamrollers and More\"\u003eNot a wholesale customer? Shop hand pipes on our retail site.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-08-20T09:54:52-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Dry Pipe"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Chillum"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Steamroller"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Sherlock"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Bubbler"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":70323588,"handle":"wholesale-hand-pipe-spoons","title":"Wholesale Spoon Hand Pipes","updated_at":"2024-05-08T00:10:02-04:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eThese unique and colorful hand pipes, known as spoons, are carefully selected and will move really quick at your store. Affordable pricing for the quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpoons are the classic hand pipes which have sold well for many years. The bread and butter of your hand pipe sales - they come in all shapes, colors, and sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/spoon\"\u003eShop our Retail Spoon Pipes - If you are a Retail Customer\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2015-08-07T20:13:00-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Spoon"}],"published_scope":"web"}]
["5.5 Inches","Borosilicate Glass","Colored Glass","DNI","Dry Pipe","Fun Pipe","Hand Blown","Hand Pipes","Highest Quality Materials","Joe Exotic","Made for Dry Herbs","Made in the USA","Novelty","Spoon","Themed","Tiger King"]
Are you gay? Are you broke as shit? Do you have a judgement against you from some bitch down in Florida?
Many of us can answer "yes" to at least one of those questions, but if you got all three, you're probably the legendary antihero Joe Exotic.
Given that the real Joe Exotic would be very difficult to smoke dry herb out of for at least 15 reasons, LA Pipes has created this glass replica perfectly engineered for ergonomic smoking.
You'll be so high, you could be Joe's husband.
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Exotic Couch Surfing "I bought one for a friend who crashed on my couch. He wonÕt leave now. The perfect gift for sociopaths and losers. Now if they only sold tigers."
All products on this site are intended for tobacco or legal dry herb usage.
Highlights
5.5 Inches
Length
Made in the USA 🇺🇸
American Made Product
Borosilicate Glass
Colored Glass
Dry Pipe
Fun Pipe
Hand Blown
Hand Pipes
Highest Quality Materials
Joe Exotic
Novelty
Spoon
Themed
Tiger King
How It's Made Glass Spoon Pipes
Despite their straightforward nature, making hand pipes requires a large amount of training and experience. Glass artists start with a tube about four inches long and decorate it with a variety of techniques such as fuming, linework, etc. Next the artist starts to create the shape of the pipe by stretching the neck and forming the mouthpiece. The artist then carefully blows into the end of the tube to expand the glass and shape the bowl. They then push the bowl and pop the carb before placing it in the kiln to finish!
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