About this Product


It's 11:59pm on December 31, 2019. A simpler time. You're getting the champagne ready, breathlessly watching the clock, wetting your lips to prime them for your midnight smooch. 

"This will be our year," you say to your future ex. 

At this exact moment, a man in Wuhan coughs.

A bat is perched atop a cliff, watching as the clock strikes midnight, chuckling devilishly.

Now, COVID-19 is a name that will live in infamy. But you don't have to be afraid. Well, you should be a little afraid. But you can tame the beast with this novel coronavirus handpipe. 

The hand blown artisanal pipe takes the nightmare and turns it into a work of art that acts as a striking and fun testament to the times.

Relax and take your mind off the fall of the empire with some dry herb (just don't share).

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"Too funny. love this pipe. so much bubble wrap. thet wrapped the hell out these pipes."

- Jim G. Verified Buyer

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5 Inches


Borosilicate Glass


Made in the USA 🇺🇸

American Made Product

  • 100% Borosilicate Glass
  • Artisanal Glass
  • Colored Glass
  • Coronavirus Essentials
  • Dry Herb
  • Dry Pipe
  • Fun
  • Fun Hand Pipe
  • Glass Hand Pipe
  • Hand Blown
  • Hand Pipe
  • Highest Quality Materials
  • Left Side Carb
  • Multiple Colors
  • Pretty Hand Pipe
  • Spoon Hand Pipe
  • Themed

How It's Made
Glass Spoon Pipes

Despite their straightforward nature, making hand pipes requires a large amount of training and experience. Glass artists start with a tube about four inches long and decorate it with a variety of techniques such as fuming, linework, etc. Next the artist starts to create the shape of the pipe by stretching the neck and forming the mouthpiece. The artist then carefully blows into the end of the tube to expand the glass and shape the bowl. They then push the bowl and pop the carb before placing it in the kiln to finish!