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Tell your friends you can't do two things at once with this funny shot glass. Your message will be loud and clear with the bold caption: 'Fuck Off, I'm Drinking'. This shot glass would make a great addition to a collection and it would come in handy when you just don't want to do anything but drink.
Give this hilarious shot glass to anyone who enjoys a nice shot now and then. It's made of durable, high-quality glass and has the text imprinted on the glass, it's not a sticker.
The Fuck Off, I'm Drinking Shot Glass is rude and offensive but funny AF! Get yours while supplies last!
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