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Dirty Pop says they want to create cards that'll make half of the room burst out laughing while the other half sighs "that's offensive". Well they exceeded that idea with this adult greeting card aptly named "Open At Your Own Risk".
A perfect gift for anyone who you want to make laugh, this card warns the receiver with a comical sign on the front. But no warning can prepare them for the huge, black and veined boner that'll pop up in their face once they open it up.
Ahh yes, you can only imagine how much it'll surprise them, but we're certain it'll also make them burst out laughing. As long as you make sure you give it to a person who can take a joke. Or don't. They'll remember it anyhow!
Included is a note card where you can explain why you chose them as a lucky receiver of the humongous gift within the card, and a matching envelope.
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Highlights
5"x7"
Size
Great Gag Gift
Home Goods
Includes Note Card and Envelope
Naughty Design
Pop-up Greeting Card
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