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Remember the time you accidentally called the waitress at Hooters "mom"? What about when that rap song came on and you said, "This shit sucks ass," and the guy you were buying an 8-ball from said, "This is my girlfriend's album."
Whatever your personal story may be, being humiliated in front of your friends is never fun. And one thing that can be extremely humiliating is whipping out a pipe you are really proud of only to have your asshole friends laugh at you for how small it is.
If this has ever happened to you with your Genius Pipe, have no fear. They are geniuses, and they thought of that. This attachment Party Bowl will ensure that next time, you have plenty to go around for everyone. That'll show 'em. See, don't cry!
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