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["\"Sorry We're Stoned\" Message","420 Design","Apparel","Available in Multiple Sizes","datapoint:Cotton\/Polyester Blend|Material","DNI","Double Lined Hood","Drawstring Hoodie","Preshrunk","Roomy Front Pouch"]
Throw on this "Sorry We're Stoned" Drawstring Hoodie to send the message that you're otherwise occupied and can't be bothered. Designed in the style of "Sorry, We're Closed" this black hoodie simply states the message we'd all rather see.
This pre-shrunk hoodie is made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. It has a double-lined hood, a matching drawstring, and a big and roomy front pouch pocket for warmth and storing your stuff.
Whether you keep this hoodie for yourself or gift it to a stoner friend, it's sure to draw some stares and spark a few interesting conversations. Pick the size you need and get yours while supplies last.
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Highlights
Cotton/Polyester Blend
Material
"Sorry We're Stoned" Message
420 Design
Apparel
Available in Multiple Sizes
Double Lined Hood
Drawstring Hoodie
Preshrunk
Roomy Front Pouch
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