CBD? How about you CBDeez nuts? Just joking.
It’s been a hell of a year. I think everybody could use a little relaxation. Something to take the edge off. Something to numb the migraine you gave yourself after popping a blood vessel convulsing in agony over the state of the world.
CBD is the perfect solution. CBD might not make the world better, but it can try its hardest.
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CBD is a non-psychoactive cannabinoid derived from hemp that is totally legal in all 50 states. There are many forms of CBD, and many different ways it can be formulated.
Full spectrum CBD means that it contains the entire spectrum of cannabinoids present in hemp— like CBG, CBN, and many more. Full spectrum is obviously the most effective, but it may contain less than 0.3% THC. This is within the legal limit and not enough to have any noticeable effect, but it may be enough to result in you failing a THC drug test. It’s not very likely, but if it’s too much to risk, you may want to seek out these other two options.
Broad spectrum is like full spectrum, but the THC has been completely phased out.
Isolate is just CBD. That’s it. It’s been scientifically science-ified to scientifically have no other cannabinoids in it, by scientists.
Most CBD products will clearly state this on the packaging, but if it doesn’t, it’s best to assume it is full spectrum just to be safe.
Once you’ve figured out what you want in your special sauce, you can decide how you’d prefer to ingest it.
There are many forms of CBD— edibles, beverages, gummy candy, chocolate, vapes, capsules, lotion, shampoo, you get the idea. You would actually probably have a harder time finding something that hasn’t been infused with CBD.
We even have this $500 bulk pack of CBD suppositories you can stick in your asshole. If you’re into butt stuff, CostCo it up in this bitch.
Sorry. That was unprofessional.
The point is, if you can dream it, you can CBD it.